okok i know yallre waiting desperately for my post, so stop pressing f5. it fucks you up.
getting lazier and lazier to post nowadays. damn the post-exam period and holidays.
so anyway, yesterday, i didnt bring my pe shirt. hoped that wouldnt have pe that day, and was further 'hoped' (dunno the word) by the fact that that day, we need not go down for assembly (raining i think). stayed in class, simple as that. then suddenly, sharifah came along and interrogated me and daniel about why we didnt go for the fucking useless practice on wednesday. gave a halfassed excuse, 'dont wanna come'. were brought to ruijing, who wasnt serious and didnt care much about it. talk about seriousness. then other people got involved, su xian, etc. got saved by some indian teacher who told us to 'settle this matter after spring cleaning'. didnt see them all after that. woohoo.
came back, spring cleaning already started. crapped around a bit by wiping the pail, etc. then, when i went toilet, some sudden strange-looking rain appeared during bright daylight, and i expected a rainbow. bam, there it was. i should be a weatherman. huge fucking crowd amassed to stare in wonder at the rainbow/waste their time so they didnt need to springclean. etc. then realised that there actually WAS pe. screwed. but didnt give a fuck, anyway. eu told me to throw away a trashbag full of used rags, which gave me an idea, use it as a fucking letterbag. OMG! whacked people with it.
did halfassed warmups which made weilong angry for some reason. told to stand at the top of the place, but sat. then pesoh saw me. then nirav. who called me 'the longlost cousin of sir stamford raffles' for tucking out and putting my hands in my pocket. ok, one; how the FUCK does that even make sense, just because i tuck out, and put my hands in my pocket, does that automatically make me the so-called 'longlost cousin of sir stamford fucking raffles'? millions of people around the world do that. two; why cousin? not father, brother, twin, etc? three; even if i WERE the longlost cousin of raffles (which im not), wouldnt i be dead already. note: dont think im offended by him or anything, im just pointing out how his 'insult and/or joke' does make a batshit of sense. ANYWAY, luckily weilongs warmup paid off, cause they did an exhausting 'close eyes and sit down' thing. if not, theyd have broken all their bones and torn all their muscles! gawd! saw 4 people got punished for dunno doing what. halfsquatting. walk up and down the place since i was so goddamn bored. stayed back, dunno why. got asked about the trashbag.
saw erwins comic ranting about god. only 6 fucking boxes. man, youre awesome.
maths probability shit. by some unknown mystical force, i got 25 heads and tails. OMG! watched some mildly funny vids about a bullet reflecting around the place and hitting the shooters foot, a dropped car wheel bouncing all over the place and coming back to the car and a tornado destroying and rebuilding a house, all of which apparently have the exact same probably. meh. got a pileshit of homework.
FINALLY got back history result. 17, quite satisfied. halfassed forum discussion. actually wanted to do cause i was a member of the 'kawahooli' tribe but couldnt. sat damn in front.
got back overall results. weilongs parent had to be called. OMG! :( eu said 'you make jokes to make everyone laugh and pull down their results while you got better results then them... thats another joke for them, right?' with this shit she can be a conspirator already. also told me that since i was divians friend i had to help in him in studies. yeah, cause i will, and he cares.
did some vip shit. damn fucking boring. gracious living and healthy lifestyle (which apparently wasnt in the worksheet). made a crap story about a monk. also, since there was some part about the appreciation of music, wrote a hell lot of crap about jobros, miley cyrus and other shit. then study skills. etc.
then went oral with tsepin. stalled time and ended up waiting for people. anyhow did then went home.
then today, saw people doing teachers day gifts for, well, teachers. dunno why the fuck eu got a gift. hope its a bomb. turned on the lights everytime jiaying turned them off. also, erwin was late strangely. heard a chinese song (ouch)playing during national anthem. hm, a song playing isnt caught but a simple laugh is? fucked. saw a lot of people give ms pou gifts, but sadly, eu was ignored. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
went up to hall and sat beside 1e3. god, theyre nerdy like shit. especially the guy who sat beside me, who i bullied. happy teachers day-ed some teachers frantically. ok now this is in random order since it was a forgetful and boring experience. one of the first shit was guitar shit. first solo, awesome. when other 2 guitars joined in, it turned massively shitty. soloboy did more solos in funny position, but i think thats all actsync and therefore, bullshit. KASNI! that hugeass singer. boring. guitar was more like scratching. then some lame michael jackson shit, whos birthday was coincidentally (or should i say, conspiratorially) today. go wiki it, you lazy bastard. anyway, that performance was a piece of shit since they wore funny shirts. hmph. some teacher had a headache after watching all this. complained about 1e3s shitty class tee which has the words 'dare to soar about the others'. more like 'dare to make speling mistakes'. LOL! haha! asked that guy beside me, and got into a lengthy discussion with him. yet this 'vanessa' girl complained about us and our shittiness. loser. pondered about the strange lyric 'how can i live/breathe without you'. divian messed around with some paper that was supposed to be passed to 'lin lao shi'. ended up the 1t7 people (on the right) were stupid and passed around the paper for around 5 minutes. haha. saw a guy who took videos most of the time. stupidfucker. saw an extremely original performance which copied the massacre scene from the michael jackson one. light show not in pitch black, shitty. in the end, one person threw a light stick to the middle section and some 1t7 guy said 'GIMME GIMME GIMME!' too bad. but later on, by some satanic way, some lightsticks ended up with us, so i told that fucker 'eh boy, you want right? nah, take.' then threw it at him. shengxian and caijing went toilet. stretched legs. damn relaxing. hoped they died, but didnt. then kasni's class did some shit. i think kasni faked the psshpssh thing. tan yee kan slept during some point of time. made a speech about emotions and shit. got a day off or something. etc. ended, realised that there was NO BAND!!!!! OMGWTFHAXX0RZ!!! shook hands with kasni!!! OMG!!! U R LIEK SO JELOS!!! went with hadi and friends to eat macs then went home since i find visiting primary schools is retarded and an absolute waste of time and effort. maybe i should rant about that.
anyway.
bai.
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