Today was fucking brilliant. I fucking spent around 1-2 fucking hours today fucking waiting for like 3 fucking pages to fucking load. Jesus fucking CHRIST, it's not as if I was fucking loading 472 fucking flash-loaded sites with pop-ups and animations, I was just fucking loading a Youtube page and 2 fucking Google searches. Hell, even now, it's still taking a long time to load most pages. If that isn't the paragon of retardedly slow internet connections, then I don't fucking know what fucking is. Fuck StarHub and all their shitty proclamations of 'ZOMG FASTEST FUCKING INTARWEBZ IN T3H WURLD EVAR!', fuck Firefox, fuck the internet. And last but not fucking least, fuck you.