Awesome shiz that's been happening to me lately:

1. A bat (yeah I shit you not, not some fucking bird or bee, a muthafucking BAT) flew into 3e7 yesterday, probably wanting to take a piss on Ms Chen's tits or something of the sort. Was hoping that it would either a, fly into the fan and get its viscera splattered all over us, b, latch on to some unsuspecting victim and drain so much blood out of him or her that s/he would probably end up dying of a major haemorrhage, or c, knock into the window and faint or something, y'know like them fucking annoying beetles, but I guess bats are smarter and don't repeatedly fly into something right in front of them. Ms Chen then proceeded to call us abnormal because none of the girls us screamed their vocal cords out because a bat flew in. Well duh, doesn't she know that that's specially reserved for things much less deadly, such as minute insects which just fly around posing absolutely no threat to anyone at all?

2. Dissected a sheep's heart today. Was pretty cool, but nothing really more than that.

3. Can't really remember, but I'll just stick these here.