tired.

reached school, then tried to hide. got caught.

came back then did nothing, geography tan walked in. more population stuff. standed up for answering wrongly. damn that daniel. anyway i sat back down and geogtan was ok with it lulz. nat also did. daniel got his sex toy confiscated cause i threw it to the front. he took it back without her knowing. she did too. xD

recess is mother. didnt violenswing today. instead i got carried around with timo clutching my balls. also got my 14 whacks. -.- damn painful especially the last 3 or 4. then my ass was like damn warm after that. also got taopoked by theodore. now my ribs feel funny. dunno whether anything serious.

english eu didnt come so when mrs guna walked in, everyone clapped, but i saddened. guess thats my present. yeah whatever so anyway we mothers thought why eu didnt come. rebond, shave, dye, hospital, die... the possibilities are endless. got some mother newspaper which bashed tv up mercilessly. damn that mother. tv is holy. then halfway ms chen came. acted all parade-like. got my pants wet. very. even my fucking underwear wet.

tried to sit at the back during chinese, again. term test wasnt bad, last passage easy to understand. did some monkey business, though i heard sean and company [arent i a badass for saying company] did much more badass things.

was the last to eat finish so had to fucking throw the stack of plates. went back class, fucked around. my shoes and socks were taken by someone, i think nat, and stuff happened. he put it on the high thing, then in a locker, then yeah. ms pou came when i was still barefooted. then i got them back, dunno why, and secretly took divians specs case and threw away. then asked him 'eh wheres your specs case ah' then he tried to take one of my remaining shoes but i whacked him several times and got it back. was quite angry for like 20 seconds, then meh.

geog test started got some quiet fuckers outside so i make noise also. blah.

science remedial. luckily i came cause i got to see legendary actor-and-swimmer jonathan whatever his surname his. anyway while ms pou was teaching some particle crap i constantly crapped about tao li. or pou li lulz. but shes really awesome. then while seeing those swinging people i saw JONATHAN! boy oh boy is he awesome. then i tried to make the lesson go faster so we could violenswing him but he left around 20 minutes before ms pou ended. wasted lah that mother.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LIVE IN THE ZOO
YOU STAY WITH THE LIONS
AND THE LIONS EAT YOU

and by lions i mean the singapore lions, or whatever that loser soccer team was.

also, thanks to those badass mothers who wished me happy birthday. yall will be awesome, just like me.

i wish i could put up a funny picture here, but im just out of ideas.