1)how old do you wish you were?
18 (or whatever the legal age for having sex is). so i could start 'making babies'. *hint hint*

2) where were you when 9/11 happened?
watching it on tv. nah im just kidding.

3) what do you do when vending machines steal your money?
kick it furiously till my foot hurts. then come back the next day with an axe.

4) do you consider yourself kind?
yes. < /sarcasm>

5) if you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
bottom part of right leg.

6) if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
jonasbrother-ish/ese/whatever suffix.

7) do you know your neighbours?
no, no, ive never seen them in my life before.

8) what do you consider a vacation?
whatever the dic' describes it as.

9) do you follow your horoscope?
those are for losers.

10) would you move for the person you love?
i just say 'you. me. bed. now.'

11) are you touchy feely?
wtf.

12) do you believe that opposites attract?
hell yeah take a look at magnets.

13) dream job?
p0rnzz st4r LOL!

jk just some job which is easy with high pay.

14) favourite tv channels?
i dont watch tv.

15) favourite place to go on weekends?
home.

16) showers or baths?
bath, liek durrhz.

17) do you paint your nails?
wtf do you think.

18) do you trust people easily?
not really.

19) what are your phobias?
well dying, duh.

20) do you want kids?
no.

21) do you keep a handwritten journal?
no.

22) where would you rather be now?
somewhere else.

23) who makes you warm and fuzzy?
um, a reverse air-con?

24) heavy or light sleeper?
well, im 42+ kg, so i guess im light.

25) are you paranoid?
not really.

26) are you impatient?
hell yeah.

27) who can you relate to?
my talking pillow, i guess.

28) how do you feel about interracial couples?
hope they be racist with each other. that would be funny. ha ha ha.

29) would you rather be out with friends or home?
depends.

30) whats your pick-up line?
hi, so... hows it going? hows life? things at home? with your family and friends?

31) whats your main ringtone on your mobile?
silent/aggressive perfector [slayer].

32) what were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping like an ass.

33) what did the last text on your mobile say?
'i think he never tell his seniors'.

34) whose bed did you sleep in last night?
yours.

35) what colour shirt are you wearing?
black.

36) Most recent movie you watched?
batman ftw.

37) name three things you have on at all times.
i have nothing on at ALL times.

38) which bank do you deposit your money at?
.

39) how much cash do you have right now?
15.50.

40) whats your favourite part of the chicken?
dont really eat much chicken. except for motherfucking kfc of course.

41) whats your favourite town/city?
a city that has no sex age limit (or whatever its called). now, now, dont call me a pervert, youll hurt my feelings.

42) i cant wait till...
i start being normal and finish this shit.

43) what did you have for dinner last night?
forgot.

44) how tall are you barefoot?
dunno.

45) do you own a gun?
want to.

46) what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coke.

47) where do you think youll be in 10 years?
id probably have sex by then. other than that i dont really know.

48) last thing you ate?
ljs.

49) what songs do you sing in the shower?
jobros. jk none.

50) last thing that made you laugh?
probably some fail pic.

51) worst injury you ever had?
a stitch on the head, i guess.

52) does someone have a crush on you?
hell yeah! (erwin im looking at you)

53) whats your favourite candy?
dunno.

54) what song do you want played at your funeral?
raining blood [slayer]. so people can forget the fuck about me and listen to some decent music, unlike some shit i know.

55) eight people to do this?
you mean people wanna do this sort of stuff?