today sucks.

stayed in class today since parade square was wet.

chinese - double fucking chinese. YEAH! dont i just love chinese. stuff and some test. didnt understand, thus did anyhow.

history - election, though very short. got nothing to say during divians speech, so i just stood there like an ass. darlyna won. though i dont really care. daniel kept saying 'vote for divian'. lulz.

english - pure suck. eu scolded we 3 again, for some reason, after sean just took some liquid paper and weilong left his history book on the table. then, shit START! told weilong not to open legs so much (i think eu forgot hes a guy). told us that she would let us sit at the side if we 'misbehaved' (ouch). told us that we might get a fair conduct if we continued (yeah like shell remember after a week). insulted sean, divian and sheng xian by saying seans results arent so good (another ouch) and sheng xian and divian can sit in the front if we dont want to focus (yeah they WANT to focus and sheng xian isnt already sitting at the front). shit END. then amanda got cancer (i think) halfway through the 'lesson' so had to go. while she (and eu) went down, eu 'threatened' dcs and no lunch, both of which, you guessed it, didnt do. WOW!

on the way back to class after lunch, we (although i didnt do much) insulted theodore. though he didnt care. then i crawled up the stairs to waste time. divian kicked my face and suddenly the side was pain. meh.

nsw - mr toh looks weird.

im thinking of changing skin, AGAIN.

another chaos age, though not to the extent of the previous chapter. wait, why is this chapter title so long? hey STOP STOP STOPPPPPP!!!!! alright, thats enough. now get on with the story

QUESTION!

ARE YOU STILL SANE?

a) yes.
b) no.
c) ???
d) im dead.

if you chose option...

a) please feel free to continue reading this book.
b) how the fuck did you answer this question if youre insane?
c) good. that means youre truly insane.
d) shut up.

back to the story.

after the chaos age ended, everything went back into a state of normalcy. oil prices decreased (though not by the amount which they increased), the deaths and destruction caused by the disasters rolled back (meaning people came back to life and houses rebuilt themselves), people became sane again (unfortunately for some), and all those other bad stuff (like barney going out of business) also reversed.

but. but, but... spider solitaire was removed by the government. please give me a moment of MY despair, since i gave you yours.
















alright. im done. as the 2e3zens became sane, one by one (maybe except for a particular 'pei poong'), they started to realise the damage mc had done. feeling even more hatred towards the foul, worthless and talentless waste of semen, they started the 2008 2e3 tagboard riots. nah, im just kidding. noone gave a fuck about mc. however, mc, feeling complacent and whatnot, felt that he was superior to the 2e3zens and thought he was smarter than them.

when a particular †hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ commented about his stupidity, he said,

'wow ur so stupid, ur iq is probably the same as the number of letters in ur name.'

mc calculated that the total number of letters in his name was a mere 276, thus he threwback another insult.

note: this insult is also insulting, but not as insulting as the previous insult mc used to insult sf. therefore, do not go insane. if you do, i will not like you.

'my IQ is 10 lololololololololol coz ur brain are liek this '.' and my brain are liek this 'O''

geddit? 10? .? O? HAHAHAHAH! wait, its not funny? aww, youre stupid. allow me to make you less stupid by presenting to you a neat little chart to help you understand this quote.


now laugh at his insult and/or joke.

after he did this, he went into a state of implosion, somehow gaining the intelligence of a normal human being. he felt that sf, who was actually just a little angry bastard who didnt like mc, was a good person. a decent man. a man... of wisdom. a man... of courage. most importantly, a man... of balls. he also felt that he himself had been a very, very, VERY bad person. he wanted to apologise to everyone he had hurt (not many). thus, with his newfound intelligence, he posted,

'seriously sf, ur one good dude, unlike sum ppl (me)'

this is a true statement. his ONLY true statement. what a foul, worthless and talentless waste of semen indeed. however, his attempts to reconcile with an indigenous tribe of holy peoples that had hated him for centuries (and counting) were simply futile. the 2e3zens, once again, treated him with disrespect, hate and some other negative emotion since i cant think of any right now. after receiving their comments, mc returned to his normal self. you forgot his normal self? goddamn, sometimes youre so stupid that i think that YOURE mc. goddamit. HE WAS STUPID! THAT WAS HIS NORMAL SELF! STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID! ALRIGHT?! sheesh.

note: if you DID know what his normal self was, then... uh... hi.

either way, you know the drill, the 2e3zens didnt care, blahblahblah, and thus sf (the antagonist) tried his best efforts to fuck him off, posting,

'come on. fuck off. please? youre really not wanted here.'
or something along those lines.

however, since mc had already bought the house beside the tagboard, he couldnt leave till he paid all his mortgage bills. or whatever term you use for it. thus, he wanted SF to fuck off. you cant blame him for trying to do the impossible. yeah, impossible is nothing, but fuck adidas. or nike. whatever that sports brand was.

'nah, i w0nt coz im dang fucked up!'
if you are thinking that this mc is an impostor of the original, notice how he substituted the 'o' in wont with a '0', in the hope that wont is a vulgarity and get it through, while actually leaving the entire word 'fuck' there (which would have been censored on the tagboard). isnt that proof.

as he realised his fatal error, he immediately went to rectify it in case some 2e3zens (none) wouldnt know what he had said, and thus, think that he was uncool, as he could not use a vulgarity properly. such effort, yet all wasted.

'I can still do this f.u.c.k'

now isnt that cool? well, you may not think it is cool, but this is my book, so my opinion is the only one that matters. got that? good. this ends the chapter. now turn the page, asshole.

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till next time,

uncle joejoe.