still using ie. fuck man, i just fucking updated it and now this happens. update fail. maybe i'm gonna try safari first.

and i think i'm really getting sick now.


english was boring since all eu did was treat a poem as an almighty legend that is not to be messed around with. or at least misunderstood.

mr ong didnt catch me since i brought everything (only the stapler wasnt mine), and i wore school socks which were cool. arent i a good boy.

DID YOU KNOW? you can shit while giving birth. how weird is that.

fucked-up-beyond-all-humanity band gave me 20 fucking minutes to eat. isnt that a lot. and i ate something nice. which i didnt just say fried rice then the uncle gave me a whole bunch of other crap, paying extra 70c. not a waste of money.

ended up being the ONLY one late, and ~30 minutes late. lulz.

and now ive got an extremely dry throat, and some other sickness related stuff.


oh so thats how i go... there.


breaking the world record for push-ups does not require doing a real push-up. what an ass.


i could do that.

have you ever wanted to commit suicide, but thought that slicing your wrists apart, jumping off a building, hanging yourself, etc, is lame, look no further! ive got a special tutorial for you. (in case you didnt know, its not made by me, just like everything else i have posted.)



get it?