manifestation increasing.

pe, kinda boring. run (lazily) and basketball. 24 girls win, 23 guys. weilong smashed his dick.

maths, forgot. though i got back my crap thoughts. ms wong said stuff like this isnt what i asked you to write! etc.

history, boring, but at least got hadi to crap around with.

vip, ms pou talked about some dead lim kan seng [or something] guy. meh. crapped a lot. bad news wasnt really bad news, since i didnt care. then weilong, being a guy who simply cannot take insults, middlefingered divian, i think, with ms pou seeing and not giving a fuck. meh. when eu came, she gave us bullshit. examples.

im not pinpointing anyone, but the boys [insert bullshit here].

not pinpointing, eh?

etc.

when finish, i said 'bye mrs eu' loudly. sarcastically, obviously. wonder whether she heard.

CHAPTER!

magnum opus

finished turning? no? yes? i dont care, since im gonna continue anyway.

after extensive research of figuring out how mc is able to type bullshit while being illiterate. here it goes.









well actually, i havent found anything. nothing. nada. zip. zero. zilch. nil. naught. zero. wooooooooa. nnnnnoooonnnneeee. yooooooooooo. in fact, that last paragraph of the previous chapter was entirely bullshit. i dont have any scientists, just baboon slaves incapable of doing anything useful. sorry for any pants-wetting i might or might not have caused.

back to the story. after none of the 2e3zens had revealed to mc the secret location of the mystical underground cave of the 2e3zens, mc decided to hunt them down, even if that meant that he had to travel all over the world to find them. after 2 weeks of relentless searching, mc found nothing [save for a droid that was made out of soup cans and gameboy parts]. yes, thats right, nothing. you probably would have expected that when it was this far into the story, mc would finally accomplish something, something worthwhile, but youre wrong, very, very wrong. nothing.



thus, after reentering cyberspace and then his small paperclip tent beside the the42dumbdumbs.blogspot.com tagboard, he decided to vent off his anger at †hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ for posting

'fuck you, ur such a noob, you dont even know where we are'

a week ago. using his quick processing skills equal to a snail on drugs, he threwback

'F.uck ur self RETARD'

< bullshit >†hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ soon died of a heart attack and a major brain haemorrhage.

a fellow friend. a righteous warrior. sometimes a goddamn irritating bastard. but always on the right path to purge the world of such evils like mc. those are the qualities describing †hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ. he will always be remembered.

thus, i shall be placing a memorial to him by drawing a fancy little picture of him.


note: the little smiley faces all over him are there to cheer you up in case you are still grieving.

†hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ, we will never forget you.< /bullshit >

DISCLAIMER: the previous paragraph was made up, and as a result, is not real. †hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ is not dead. in fact, except for some brain damage, he is perfectly normal. if you needed to read this disclaimer to realize this, youre an idiot.

just imagine how much better youll feel now that you know it was all bullshit!

back to the story. many people now could not tolerate his nonsense anymore and wanted him to gtfo, or get the fuck out, if you really have been living in a cave. thus, mcs battle tactics changed. instead of him finding them, he would make it so that they would find him. isnt that an awesome idea? yeah, i thought so too. anyway, he said

'Hahaha!!! If u @ss-holes want me to gtfo, then u better find me! if u have a pen and paper, i can tell u my address', 'coz im at ur mom's house, and ill be waiting...'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GET IT? @SS-HOLES? WITH A DASH AND @? PEN AND PAPER? MOMS HOUSE? WAITING? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUNNINESS AT ITS BEST! funniness was never as good, isnt as good, and never will be as good as this penultimate remark. this is the time when many people, not just the 2e3zens, began to take notice of the beast that was mc. as reviewers began to take a deeper look at mcs history of bullshit, they started to find him funny. take for example, this newspaper article which is to be released in the future, 47th august, 2008, the same date as the release of this book.


ooh, a game!

then, for fun, he posted

'ur g-a-y ur g-a-y ur g-a-y'

thinking that gay was a profanity and thus, would be censored when actually, it was not. go ahead, try it. sometimes i wonder how stupidity can do so much damage to a person.

sf felt that this was all too much for him to take, and he had to do something for all those poor wasted citizens of singapore suffering from mental implosions due to mcs snide remarks. he wanted to be a hero. he wanted to save the world. he wanted to eat something. thus, after thinking it over, he posted

'[something]y dont you tell me? perhaps due to massive irritation? anyway, who cares if youre a dumbdumb? youre not a dumbdumb; youre a fucking retard with no life. cmon, get a life, asshole. do something productive, like perhaps irritating other class that need you? oh wait, none do. therefore since you have no life and are unable to obtain one, i suggest you kill yourself, preferably in a cool way such as what is listed in my blog, which will make the world a better place. we are from 2e3 in case you didnt notice, which you didnt, from the huge image at the top of this page. it makes your statement worse by adding the word seriously, or might i say, seriosly. this proves ultimately that you are a complete retard. and 'F.uck ur self RETARD'. wow. isnt that an awesome throw back? why dont you just say fuck yourself if anyone throws any insult at you? wouldnt that be creative? throwback FAIL, on many levels. to the mods: thank you for not blocking him, i think hell buy a new ip, if it can be bought, and start shitting here all over again. have a good day.'

and crossed his fingers.

meanwhile, at the paperclip tent, mcs ego was completely destroyed, shattering whatever pride he had left. as a result, he fell into a critical condition, and going under the alias of †hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ, he spoke his last words.

'im a whore im a whore im a whore'

in an attempt to insult the already dead †hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ.

sf, not knowing this, posted

'oh my holy fucking lord jesus, why the fuck do you fucking think that we are as fucking stupid as you and will think that hadi fucking called himself a fucking whore? you are seriously fucking fucked up and do not fucking deserve to fucking exist at all. at least if you are a fucktard, not much can happen except shit. but if you think that we are as fucked up as you... god save us. save us all.'

then, mc imploded, erasing his existence from this earth completely.

the world was saved. if only jesus was still alive to see this... man, hed shit.

now there are two (2) things you can do, one, put down this book and ignore it for the rest of your life, or two, read about more crap about mc, such as how to protect yourselves from such dangers, people who attempt to be like him but utterly fail at it, and a bunch of other neat stuff. you choose. ill be waiting for you in the next chapter.

//

ujj.