hey all. in case you didnt know by the massive amounts of commercials and posters all over the world, i am going to release a book. a book you say? yes, a book, so shut the fuck up. anyway, its going to be released on the 47th of august, a day which will be specially created by me, just to release this groundbreaking book. i hope that i am able to complete this book by the deadline, or else i will starve myself to death while pigeons slowly peck away at my eyes. anyway, the title of this book will be...

'mc, what does it stand for?: the life and death of an asshole'

heres a fancy cover i made in 47 seconds, coinciding with the release date. either that or i lied.



awesome quality, no?

so its more of a biography than a book. so what? anyway, this is top secret information that could cripple the government if in the wrong hands, so if you want to tell anyone, just make sure their hands are clean. otherwise avoid them and ignore them for the rest of your life. although this is top secret information and we dont live in a magical fantasy world without people who spread secrets, i am still going to show you a preview, no, the entire content of the book since you have been such good friends to me. (it costs $50, more than worth it, since it is a groundbreaking book. but im just kidding.) well, maybe not so good, but meh.

intro (with underline)

we all know what an mc is. if you do not know, please close this book and never read it again. anyway for those of you who already know (or those of you who dont know and ignored my previous sentence), it is a little piece of paper you get (or buy) from those guys who give you medicines and stuff that allows you to skip school, work, and other stuff. on it are the reason you skipped, the date you skipped and some shitty signature that a fouryearold can forge. it is considered the pinnacle of excuses to many, if not everyone. it is a gift from god.

also, it can be abbreviations, many of them. examples of such abbreviations are medical certificate (which is covered in the previous paragraph), mentally challenged (which was coined by the legendary erwin wong, who is almost as legendary as me, but not so much), master of ceremony (those people who read from a small piece of paper not larger than their hand on stage), mc hammer (a legendary rapper who is again, not as legendary as i am), the first 2^5+72/2-6*5-228 letters of the word mcdonalds, a fast food restaurant and the initials of escher, a surrealist. there are also millions of other abbreviations of mc, but i wont list them all or else this wouldnt be an intro (or a book) anymore.

but WHO is mc? recently, various mcs (a mentally challenged master of ceremony with a medical certificate who listens to mc hammer in mcdonalds and likes mc escher) combined together have mutated into an alien species. there is currently only one known mc, who lived in the http://the42dumbdumbs.blogspot.com tagboard and has since disappeared. his origins are unknown. he likes to shit around with people, giving mindblowing quotes such as 'IM BAK!', 'mwahahahahha! im bak!', 'yo mc in tha house', '1u12 c4n 4ny0n3 gu355 wh0 1 4m?' under the alias of MC†hè ¤ R€†ÂRЙ, 'haha u guys are so owned', 'MAybe that, but still, not as bad as ur face', 'my IQ is 10 lololololololololol coz ur brain are liek this '.' and my brain are liek this 'O'', 'seriously sf, ur one good dude, unlike sum ppl (me)', 'nah, i w0nt coz im dang fucked up!', 'I can still do this f.u.c.k', 'wow, im a nubcake...', 'stfu', 'i showed yall', 'dumb dumbs is mah race.... actually, im a dumbdumbdumbduhhhhhhh', 'seriosly, where r yall from?', 'F.uck ur self RETARD', 'Hahaha!!! If u @ss-holes want me to gtfo, then u better find me! if u have a pen and paper, i can tell u my address', 'coz im at ur mom's house, and ill be waiting...', 'ur g-a-y ur g-a-y ur g-a-y'. ok enough quotes already. anyway, as you can see the quotes, he was an asshole and was hated by friends and family alike. oh wait he has no family. anyway, to learn more about his life and death and everything in between, please turn to the next page, in case that wasnt obvious.

isnt that an awesome intro? i promise you, the rest of the book is also going to be as awesome as this awesome intro.

so stay tuned for the next chapter of this epic book, titled 'the formation of damnation'.

and always remember, clean hands!

notice: fail pictures will be stopped for now, since my book is approximately 4,522,732 times better than any fail picture i post.