greetings all. as with the previous post, i will write about something you will not care about, then write something awesome to blow your mind even further after reading that boring piece of shit.

ok i came to school with uniform. thought i was the only one, hoping someone didnt bring. luckily daniel didnt. then pe is not even necessary. wtf.

so the girls went first (obviously). took fucking long. then finally the guys turn, but dragged it. the nurse was damn retarded, keep saying 'if you smoke or got tattoo then never mind, i wont tell your teacher' around 5 times. then daniel kept messing around with her, even though she didnt really mind. the funniest part was when he was sitting with that nurse. he couldnt stop shitting around.

my backbone is slanted. meh.

maths, nothing special.

english, newspaper crap. stabbed my hand with a mildly rusty compass. i wonder whether im gonna die.

science was awesome. did some notes (not the awesome part yet, obviously) and workbook, which i didnt bring. haiz 65c. then when i just got the photocopied workbook, ms pou told me to tuck in. which i didnt do properly. then hadi (or daniel) said 'tuck out properly'. then dared me to show ms pou. both of which i did. then she told me tuck in. then i tucked in damn high like one idiot. then weilong kept trying to take off my pants. how mature. anyway ms pou scolded him too, but dunno why she separated ME and sean from him. wtf. then did workbook at the daniel, hadi, etc, bunch. then we bashed up ms pou like hell (not literally, obviously). got scolded a few times.

now now, PLEASE SMASHING YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN/MONITOR. i am going to write my next chapter now. so stop acting like an idiot. alright now? no? how about now? no? oh well, im not gonna give a fuck about you anymore.

settlation (woohoo, i did it! im smart arent i? no, not you.)

damnation, the source of all damnation. i know that previous sentence didnt make sense, but meh. anyway, from where we last left off, i was having oral sex with some japanese girl under 18 without a condom in an mrt full of watching people. hey wait a minute. thats what i was DOING. ok from where i last left off (in writing), damnation (mc, the exhibition of atrocity) had formed. um, then, um... i kinda forgot what i was supposed to write. ill just make up stuff as i go along.

ok so after the several mcs mutated into mc, he looked something like this.

note: that was simply a random picture that i took from the internet that remotely looks like mc.
although i dont know why there is a woman and man giving a thumbsup sign while standing behind a gang of naked men doing some sort of ancient ritual of black magic, but they (all of them) re probably high. i also dont know how i am able to link images on a book, but its my book, so shut up.

back to the story. after mc formed, the first thing he wanted to do was to eat a burger. unfortunately the mcdonalds outlet wasnt there anymore since it imploded into him. fortunately enough, he managed to realise by himself that his body could manufacture burgers anytime he wanted them to. so he spat out a mcburgerburger, something he invented, and ate it again. it tasted wonderful, better than anything he ever tasted, except that there was blood and maggots in it for some reason, though he didnt notice it since he was mentally challenged. he then wanted a coffee, and spat out a mug of it. when he took a sip of it, it tasted somewhat like a thick, viscous substance that tasted like ox semen. this time, he realised it, so he vomited. from his nose. somewhat like this.

yeah. although i DID find a picture of some naked woman vomiting, i did not include this here, so as not to offend some people's moral values, for example, people like me.

then, mc decided he needed somewhere to live, but since he was a completely different being now, he forgot all about his family. his cherished memories of them ignoring him, whacking him with a rotten orangutan, crushing his genitalia, all of these were gone. well, his family forgot about him too. after all, you cant expect to care about ALL of your children if you have a family of 56. therefore, he traveled the world finding a suitable place to live in, but could not find any. not even in antarctica, the most populated continent on earth. he then wondered, 'waa bao sybaspase? da eentrnet? maybee there is good.' and proceeded to fly into the virtual wonder of the information highway by deleting his cellular structure while retransmitting them into virtual cyberspace, the place where people find porn and infect their minds till it corrodes and they turn into people like michael jackson, who touches children. or the place where the slightly cooler people edit wikipedia seriously. or the place where... well, you get the point. the internet is vast. however, it wasnt vast enough to accomodate the needs of mc, which meant a poorly made website where not many people visit. he therefore spent 23 years searching for a home, in the meantime feeding off people's hidden porn files, causing unexplainably massive amounts of grief since they took years to download those porn files off of a dialup internet connection. also, he pissed and shat all over the place, resulting in stuff like computer viruses and ads. futile attempts plagued him. until.

salvation came. a perfect website to live in. with its constantly updated front page, its complex black-and-white design and most importantly, its tagboard full of civilised, diligent and smart people especially a particular person going by the alias of 'sf', he felt that that was the perfect place to make friends who were just like him. he went back to jiblalalooza to collect his paper clips and made a house beside the http://the42dumbdumbs.blogspot.com tagboard.


(skilled) artist's impression

he cracked his knuckles. his legs. his ribs. staggered in pain for a few days while waiting for it to heal. when he was ready, he made his first step into the world of 2e3. unfavourable comments met him as he typed his first message, which was... well, i forgot what it was. but you get the point. noone liked him. but being the unrelenting retard he was, he tried again and again to reconcile with his fellow friends whom he cherished dearly, but failed and failed, time after time. failed so much that i wish i could make 72,375 fail pictures about him. but thats another story. anger built up. he needed them to be their friends. by any means possible. GRRRRRRRRRRR.

to be continued since i have no more time (and also since i have to try resurrecting my dead beloved dead pet beetle).

stay tuned next week for when we duct tape the united states secretary of state madeline albright to a cross and force her to listen to japanese music while watching hardcore llama porn.