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english - newspaper test. anyhow did since i dunno the format (if there is one). included names like a. sanguran and b. jivian lolololol.

dnt - one whole fucking hour of shit. pure, concentrated, sugar-free shit.

dntong talked about these things, in order (iirc):

intro
attire
friends
jailfriend
teachers
cars
back to jailfriend
that monkdude
monkdudes friend, prettyboy
porn
porn novels
shao kahn's eternal conquest to eliminate every pig in the world via the dragonforce kick, though he is not a muslim
END

wait, scratch that last part. mr ong doesnt know shao kahn. only i do.

science - workbook stuff. threw tons of crap at ms pou, though she didnt scold me. hah.

maths - stuff. forgot about it.

ate lunch with daniel, hadi and tsepin. hadi kept crapping all the way. on the way back, some so-called beggar asked for 20c to make a 'call'. so i gave him that. (see below for more information about that bastard)

avoided seniors as best as i could in the class, ending up looking like an idiot. one senior (ruijing, that tall guy) even came in the class, not knowing we were there. liek omgz. drain bamage. anyway, daniel got caught first since he was in a stupidly obvious spot, luckily, i wasnt so unlucky (thanks to shao kahn). then i decided my position was uncomfortable, so i changed to under the table near the edge. got into controversy since people said i 'looked like a porn star'. yeah. then picture me some more. sigh.

then ruijing came again, kind of angry. shouted (more like screamed) JOSEPH YAP. ya obviously its yap right, got 2 josephs in that class meh. -look down- oh hi. hows life. COME OUT. what else should i do, stay there? 15 SECONDS, GO BAND ROOM. no lah, i not that fast. NOW. kkz. WHERES YOUR BAG. i think i ate it. GO GO GO! 15! 14! 13! 12! 11! 10? where did 10 go? guess he forgot what was a 10. also, he kicked my ass (literally) later that day. waaah.

then as i was going home, the SAME beggar asked me again for 20c. didnt even know earlier that day i gave him 20c. dude. get a phone or someshit. you mean you have to make calls over and over again in a day? fuck you. even if youre cheating people, do it properly. lets see, if you ask 20 people in a day for 20c, you get 20 x 20 = 400. $4! what a salary!

i will wait till a mod tells me every past message of the 2e3 tagboard. for now, i will make a new section which i will update everyday.

ways to kill [insert name of person you hate here].

#1: staple his/her genitals till all the liquid comes out, then kick him/her in the groin.